I Was The Original CFC Fuck-Up: R.L. Stollar’s Story

I Was The Original CFC Fuck-Up: R.L. Stollar’s Story

R.L. Stollar, HA Community Coordinator, served as a Communicators for Christ conference instructor for three years, from 1998-2000. He wrote a book on intermediate debate theory, Beyond Baby Steps, that was published and sold by CFC. He created CFC’s very first website, too, and freely admits that, in retrospect, he sucked at HTML. 


“Bottle it up, and the bottle goes crack.”

~Craig Minowa, “The Exploding People”


I have a confession to make.

R.L. Stollar’s staff picture from his 2000 conference tour with Communicators for Christ.
R.L. Stollar’s staff picture from his 2000 conference tour with Communicators for Christ.

I did not want to write a single post for this week.

I have spent over a decade carefully bottling up all my distress and rage, putting those bottles into reinforced cardboard boxes marked “Fragile,” and hiding those boxes in the deepest, darkest basements in my mind so I would never have to think about or feel them again.

This week hurts. It hurts a lot.

Honestly, I forgot just how much it would hurt. As I forced myself to slowly pull those boxes from my mental basement, unwrap the newspapers guarding the bottles, and uncork them and watch certain moments from my life flash before my eyes — I realized why I never wanted to remember those moments ever again. I had to re-live things I had literally blocked from my mind. My insomnia flared up. My appetite vanished. My heart rate accelerated. The blood of nervousness and self-doubt rushed to my head. I felt like that frazzled, insecure, and confused kid that I was, putting on an aura of self-confidence because the only confidence I had was the bit that forensics taught me to fake.

In a sense, I still am that kid. I don’t think I ever quite grew up. I think some important piece of my soul got lost on the side of a road during a CFC tour and maybe, someday, I will find it.

For this week, I had to feel those things that keep me wishing I could just re-live my life all over again. Wishing I could just have been a normal boy with a normal life.

Then there’s the persistent fact that, honestly, I wouldn’t change a thing. All my experiences, even the painful ones, make me who I am. They instill in me a fire and a fierce determination to stand up for my friends and the people that I love. It is my pain and sorrow and tears that drive me. It is the pain and sorrow and tears of my friends that inspire me to keep pushing, to keep doing my best to make the world — and our homeschool world — a better place.

Because this world is a very sad place. And for me, the homeschool debate world was likewise. It was a place filled with people who became my best friends, a place filled with some of my most favorite memories — but it is also a place filled with loneliness and confusion and psychological beatdowns and overwhelming hypocrisy.

Preparing for this week, therefore, was difficult. It only became more so as I heard the stories of others — in particular, the stories of former CFC interns, some of which we are publishing. These stories made me sad, because I could relate to what they said on such a deep level. But they also gave me peace, because for one of the first times, HA has helped me feel not crazy. Because their stories made me realize that I was not the only fuck-up.

See, I was the original CFC fuck-up.

I am the reason why CFC changed the structure of its internship program. Because CFC was determined that another me would not happen again.

I had a unique experience because, other than the Moons’ own children, I was the only student instructor who toured for so many consecutive years. When I think back to my high school years, I don’t have many memories of my own family. Between being uprooted from California as my family moved to Oregon, flying around the country to tournaments, and spending months at a time with the Moons, my high school years feel homeless. Most of my high school angst is directed not towards my parents but the Moons. They became surrogate parents of sorts, my adopted family with whom I traveled — circus-like — across the many and divided states of America, like Christian minstrels carrying our music of golden oratory to the untrained masses.

But as time progressed, as month after month of touring and teaching went by, as the months became years and I finally couldn’t take it any longer, my spirit began to twitch. I began to lose my ability to just shrug everything off like it was nothing. It was not nothing. It was something and there was a reason why I hurt. And when I began to lose control over my external placidity, when my soul split from years of parents looking down on me in my youth while I taught their youth to not be looked down upon, I snapped.

It happened at the very last conference, in Hawaii, during my third and final year of touring. It happened over something completely inane, something about going to a movie with friends after the conference. But it happened. And it was one of the only two times in my entire life when I yelled. I yelled at Teresa and she yelled back. And we kept yelling. And at some point we stopped talking to each other at all. She sent Wendell after me, to be our messenger because we were done talking with one another. And I refused to talk to Wendell then, too. I refused to talk to him and he was my best friend for the last three years.

I am not proud of that. I am not proud of my anger. I am not proud of the hurt I caused either my teacher or my friend. But I couldn’t control my psyche any longer. I had a full-blown nervous breakdown. Following that night, I would descend into a major depression marked by self-injury and consistent suicidal thoughts that I continue to fight to this day.

I don’t think I can summon a cogent narrative of how I got to that point. But I can relay some interesting stories to lighten the mood. Like how the very first time I got wasted was on a CFC tour.

The beginning of that story is that I didn’t get wasted with fellow CFC interns (not that time, that is; CFC interns did not start getting wasted together until the third year). I got wasted with the children of homeschooling leaders from around the country.

The second year I taught with CFC (I was 15 at the time), which was the first year we officially “toured” around the country in the Moons’ motor home, we stopped at Regent University. HSLDA was holding their National Leadership Convention. This convention was an invite-only event for recognized leaders in the conservative Christian homeschooling world: the directors of all the state homeschool organizations, for example. CFC was tasked with teaching the leaders’ kids about speech and debate.

So, pretty much our job was to babysit the kids while the parents got inspired. During the day, we taught our peers. During the evening, while the parents mingled together like God’s chosen socialites, the kids roamed the university, unsupervised. One of those nights I was offered hard alcohol by the son of a national homeschool leader. I accepted. I was too scared to follow up the shots with a prescription-level painkiller, but I watched as he and his friends — the children of some of the other leaders — all took shots and popped various types of pills. They commiserated with each other, and found solace in their mutual disdain for each other’s parents: “____ cares more about the idea of homeschooling than homeschooling his own fucking kids.”

I could name names that would shock you, but that is not the point of this particular story. The point of this story is that, the higher you climb the power structures of the homeschooling world, the more they resemble the power structures in any other world.

I can tell you other stories, like what it was like living in a motor home for months on end. How traveling in a motor home with David Moon was like traveling with Jekyll and Hyde. One moment he was the lighthearted, lovable counterpart to Teresa’s professionalism. Then he’d snap and turn into a completely different person — red-faced, terrifying, and raging — and Teresa would silently turn the other way until his “episode” subsided.

I can you about the occasionally strange and otherworldly host homes we would stay at. Like the home where my CD player got confiscated by adults I had only meet two hours prior, because I was listening to Newsboys and “Newsboys have a rock beat and rock beats are Satan’s mating call.” Or the home where I couldn’t fall asleep until past midnight because the dad was rotating between yelling at and spanking his own kids for hours in the room right next to where I had to sleep. Or the one that still feels unreal, the house up on that hill in the middle of nowhere that had no kids and thus no one attending the local CFC conference — that house where the woman kept “accidentally” coming into the bathroom whenever I was showering, the same house where Playboy and Maxim magazines were “accidentally” left out in prominent display right where I was supposed to be sleeping.

I can tell you how I’d modify our teaching material to ensure that we did not offend our increasingly conservative audiences, as we traveled further and further into the Deep South. And after my small group spent hours creating some skit based on Veggie Tales, Teresa would make me break it to them that our time was wasted, because some parent thought Veggie Tales were Satanic. That after so many moments like this repeated over and over, week after week, I would begin to show obvious signs of strain. That I would withdraw completely from social interaction and disappear for hours. That no one ever bothered to make sure I was ok. No one, except Wendell, who one night sought me out and sat next to me silently as my body shook itself to sleep.

That was one month before the breakdown.

I can tell you how, in spite of everything I just said, I will be forever grateful to Teresa Moon for the gifts of speech and debate she gave me, and I love her very much.

I could tell you other things, too. I could write a book, really.

But right now I do not have the energy.

Right now, I am just trying to write this little bit without all my soul’s pieces falling apart again.  Right now I just want to say that I am not alone.

I am not alone. 

I am not the only fuck-up.

I have waited over a decade to say that, though I wish I didn’t have to. But at least when I say it now, I can say it loudly, because there are others saying it with me. So even as I fall apart while I put these words together, I have a newfound sense of peace.

We are not fuck-ups. We are survivors of a mad, mad world.

There is hope in that realization. There is healing through our shared pain.

17 thoughts on “I Was The Original CFC Fuck-Up: R.L. Stollar’s Story

  1. Julie Anne July 3, 2013 / 10:01 am

    Ryan, there is indeed healing in shared pain. My heart literally ached when I was reading this. The Homeschool Movement is filled with parents who instead of nurturing the gifts of their children, use their children to fulfill their own desires/goals/agendas. This makes me so angry. I love what you are doing here. It is powerful. ~ja


  2. kristen July 3, 2013 / 10:34 am

    That was the first post I’ve read on here that made my cry. I feel like all the shit I dealt with from CFC has been validated. I’m not the only fuck up. Thank you.


  3. Shaney Irene July 3, 2013 / 11:36 am

    “I am the reason why CFC changed the structure of its internship program. Because CFC was determined that another me would not happen again.”

    And yet, the fact that there are more stories like yours goes to show that they completely managed to miss the heart of the issue. Those long hours, those high expectations, the lack of boundaries, were, and still are, incredibly unhealthy. It’s not just the structure that needs to change, it’s the entire approach.


  4. Heather July 3, 2013 / 1:43 pm

    It was a mad, mad world and yet we were made to feel like we were the defective ones, the crazy ones, when all this nutty stuff is what made us lose it. Where were the protections for you as a teen? Where were the protections for me and for all these other people who are speaking out? Where were the protections for the children of these “leaders” who obviously put more thought into the wellbeing of their agendas than their offspring? It’s one thing to have abuse happen to children who are mostly hidden like how I was. I never did debate leagues or any group homeschool thing besides 3 years in CHEF. It was easy for me and my wellbeing to fall through the cracks, but it wasn’t nearly as easy for you and these other kids to and yet it still happened. This just goes to show how deeply ingrained in the homeschool movement culture the child maltreatment problem is. You were not a fuckup. You were just a kid trying to make it. So was I. The system these “leaders” created is what’s fucked up and they ought to be ashamed of themselves. I doubt they will be, as people like that often lack insight. Still, they should be nonetheless.


  5. kbrightbill July 3, 2013 / 2:32 pm

    This habit of the conservative world to push kids into high profile positions of responsibility with all of the pressure involved and none of the real authority is so incredibly messed up. It’s no wonder that you ended up breaking down, you were a kid with way more responsibility and pressure on you than any kid should have. you’re not the fuck-up, the system is.


  6. BeenThereDoneThat July 3, 2013 / 3:29 pm

    How could you NOT have snapped, Ryan? After experiencing the leadership of The Movement(TM) that up-close and personal you were bound for a healthy dose of disillusionment. To continue on you’d have to sear your conscience and perpetuate the same lie that they were.

    It’s not easy to be the first to say that the emperor has no clothes on.

    I wish you much peace.


  7. theJackal July 3, 2013 / 5:15 pm

    Josh Coker here. Good stuff, Ryan. I remember those days as the best of times. Speech and Debate made going through highschool as a homeschooler a little bit more bearable. The tools that I gained through competitive forensics were invaluable; in short: they changed my life. I gained friends from across the country and hugely enjoyed the various tournaments and conferences (though I only attended three CFC events). Also, you basically taught me how to debate properly, Stollar.

    I do remember the great hypocrisy of various leaders and or parents. I can remember a woman demanding that Meghan Kenny and I disclose to her what kind of music we were listening to on our headphones (it was Disturbed or Manson or the Chili Peppers or somesuch). God bless, Meg sent her packing with two words: fuck off. Never had the chance to enjoy a j; however, I can remember participating in quite the party after the National Tournament in 2002 – the spirits flew and the clothes, well they became more and more optional as the night wore on. Hell, we deserved it. We were Seniors (I, a college freshman) and we got drunk and listened to loud music.

    For me, the hypocrisy never bothered me so much. I was a little too focused on perfecting my speeches, hitting on girls and enjoying the hell out of being with my friends. I’m sorry you seemed to have suffered so, Stollar.


  8. Grace July 3, 2013 / 7:28 pm

    I love you, Ryan! I am so proud and grateful for your friendship. You’re right, we’re not fuck-ups. And thank you so much for opening up and sharing your story. *hugs*


  9. marianneelixir July 3, 2013 / 9:06 pm

    Thanks for sharing these intimate details of your story, Ryan. I am so glad to be homeschooling with my eyes wide open.


  10. Maureen Hinds July 4, 2013 / 12:43 am

    Makes my heart hurt, Ryan. I wonder what I had no clue about. What I missed. Good intentions can go awry. I hope I never added to your pain. I always thought you guys were great kids… And my kids adored you. 🙂 May Good grant His healing mercies and be gracious to us. He, afterall -being God & all ;-), is the only one without hypocrisy. We are yet sinners in need of repentance and grace. May the grave and peace of God penetrate your pain and bathe you in peace. I love you Ryan… And will pray that your insomnia has no hold tonight.


  11. Maureen Hinds July 4, 2013 / 12:46 am

    Ps.. Anyone who calls/thinks you’re a fuck up, should indeed start hacking away at the log in their own eye.


  12. Rebekah Edwards Jaeger July 4, 2013 / 8:36 am

    I loved your spirit in highschool Ryan. I always felt that you were one of the few grounded that were in that circle. You weren’t the only one and I don’t think I ever thanked you for the peace your company and conversation gave me but thank you.


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